crypto history meme reading about crypto without memes with sad man smorgasbord of memes with happy man decentral publishingHonestly, why does anyone do or read anything without memes? You could take a perfectly normal, informative topic and read about it while snoring and gouging your eyes out or…you could add memes! You could read the crypto history article that some serious, crusty, boring person wrote or you could get the basic overview with memes and chortle over your morning coffee. It’s good for your health and it will help you remember the important and relevant facts. So, let’s review a timeline of the history of cryptocurrency. Maybe you know some of this already, maybe you don’t—regardless, memes make things worth your time. 

1975 — cryptography or bust

crypto history meme your next task is to find something to do before internet existed with panicked man on image decentral publishingBack before the internet and memes *sigh* there was literally nothing to do but work on cryptography. Public key cryptography was an innovation that Whitfield Diffie and Martin Hellman pioneered and which laid the groundwork for Bitcoin.

1989 — you can’t just copy money

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1992 — rebel cypherpunks

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1997 — spam…but the bad kind

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2008 — GFC, not BFG

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2009 — our lord and savior Bitcoin 

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2011 — altcoins Kool-Aid-Man onto the scene

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2012 — the halvening

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2013 — no more Silk Road

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2013 — Bitcoin hits $100

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2013 — the meme of all memes

crypto history memecoins with buff dog altcoint that are not memes with shy dogThe creation of Dogecoin sealed the fate of memery and shenanigans in the crypto world. Throughout crypto history, this is probably one of the most important events! Not only because it’s some top-shelf lolz, but because it gained so much traction in the culture. The king of all memecoins is still kicking today and no one has gotten that last laugh yet—thank god. 

2013 — hodl my beer

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2014 — your money is safe with Mt. Gox…

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2016 — Ethereum, yeah right

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2018 — bear market drops a deuce

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2018 — institutional suckers investors

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2020 — DeFi summer

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2021 — El Salvador takes the plunge

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2021 — fake internet money is worth $3t

crypto history meme with tom and jerry me and the boys going to check our portfolios after a three trillion crypto market cap decentral publishingThis deep into crypto history, it’s hard to be shocked or surprised when things continue on an upward trend. Even if markets are volatile (as they are expected to be), the ecosystem and tech evolution keeps outperforming expectations. Cryptocurrency said: $3 trillion market cap.

2021 — all-time-high is 69… need I say more?

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Conclusion

Through crypto history, I think two important themes have revealed themselves. 1) cryptocurrency can hold its own and 2) memes don’t quit. To tell you the truth, I don’t know what else you could ask for. What a time to be alive, folks.